If I ever get Famous, Remind me Never to Hire a Bodyguard

Angelina Jolie's ex-bodyguard is in the process of writing a "tell-all" book about his time with Angelina, apparently he wants to tell the world what we all already knew, that Angelina and Brad were (alright get ready for it) getting it on, while Pitt was still married to Jennifer Aniston (Okay I know that is shocking, so just let it seep in before you continue reading). Wow what a big surprise, maybe I should pretend that I was a bodyguard for Amy Winehouse and write a "tell-all" in which I reveal that Wino is a crack addict, oh but wait we all already knew this.