Como Se Dice "Gross"?

I stumbled upon this blurb on Jezebel this morning (http://jezebel.com/5138922/berlusconi-italian-women-need-military-protection-because-they-are-so-beautiful_
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Apparently sleazy Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi has made another offensive remark. After announcing a plan to put 300,000 soldiers onto the streets of Italian cities in an attempt to curb a recent spike in violent crime Berlusconi proclaimed "We would need so many soldiers because our women are so beautiful."

So for those of you who miss Bushisms, I suggest you start reading the Italian papers, because I think Berlusconi's comments can give you the fix you crave.