Richard I Never Knew You Were A Dick!!!

Every one's favorite Dick, Dick Cheney that is, emerged from his subzero cave on Tuesday to give an interview in which he said that there is a high probability of a nuclear or biological attack happening in the U.S. in the next few years.


Wow where would we as a country be without Dick Cheney there to scare the shit out of us on a regular basis? It's nice to see that Dick is still taking the time to issue grave warnings, even though he is no longer Dictator oops I mean Vice President.

Jon Stewart summed up Dick's statements best in this segment last night.